No, this is not a post about internet dating. . .or explicit photos of the male of the species. Sorry to disappoint.
This is a post in honor of my father and my cowboy cousin, both of whom LOVE to creep about on internet social networks, namely Facebook, but will only do so incognito. To admit that they find the random postings of various friends and family entertaining would be less than manly. So, they hide behind the skirts (or screen names) of their wives to do their snooping.
This interesting little habit has earned them the joint nickname of The Creepers. Endearing, no?!? We, the womenfolk in their lives, think so.
Case in point:
"Did you see this? Who cares if she's standing in line at Wal-Mart?? Not me. These people need to get a life! Sheesh."
"Yeah, get a load of this one. . . .I wouldn't be caught dead with my gut hanging out like that. Much less posting a picture of it for all the world to see."
PS. I have a feeling there will be some backblow from this post. . .eh, well, life was fun while it lasted.